swoonforme:

thegestianpoet:

• where does dorian gray buy his clothes?
• at forever 21

dorian gray jokes just never get old

I was at Govt. Center and I was about to tap in and go through the gates, but I look around ‘cause I fucked up my tap and I notice something. Govt. Center has a really small entrance so it’s not hard to see everything that’s going on. I look to my right to see if the agent saw it, but he was occupied with some dumbasses who can’t work the touch screen, another story for another day. Anyways, I look to my left and what do I see? Some random ass dude standing in the fucken corner. Straight up lookin’ at me. It was obvious this guy wasn’t going anywhere and was watching the gates. He was wearing casual clothes and even a bag. A bag for his tickets. He was a fucken undercover cop. How obvious can you get!? Luckily I ended up not fucking up my tap so the gate opened. But, next time I fucken see one of those fucken undercover cops I’m gonna stand right next to him and yell “YO WATCHOUT, IT’S AN UNDERCOVER COP READY TO SWAG YOU OF 15 BILLS FOR A 2 BILL ‘THEFT’. THIS GUY IS UNDERCOVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!” What else would he be doing in the corner of this cramped ass place. Fuck those undercover cops. If they were in their agent/guard uniform in the first place, I wouldn’t have tried to avoid the fare, bitch. Just lookin’ for money ‘cause y’all losin’ it. Well how about you stop making it free from the airport to South Station, stupid dicks. Fuck those undercover cops. I’m coming for you, bitches.

masterhaku:

a haiku

you a stupid hoe

you a you a stupid hoe

you a stupid hoe

(Source: laina)